Waxing Nostalgic - Part 1

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Today's topic: When Boredom Shows in Personal Grooming.

Today we're chatting with Brenda, a 40 year old woman who is currently on bed rest due to a high risk pregnancy.

BOB THE FICTIONAL CORRESPONDENT: Brenda, is it true you've gone insane with nail polish?

BRENDA: Yes, Bob. It's true. I noticed this morning that I have ten toes, and ten different shades of nail polish. I decided this was a sign, and painted each toenail a different color.

BOB: I see. And what about fingernail polish?

BRENDA: Well Bob, I'm a nail biter. Bad habit, I know. So for fingers I've gone somewhat conservative. All 10 nails are done in the same polish - clear with silver, blue and purple sparkly bits.

BOB: A wise choice. Is there anything else you'd like to share?

BRENDA: Well, yesterday I was sorting through an old cosmetics bag, and I found some Brazilian Wax stencils. I'm considering surprising my husband with a Shamrocked girly zone.

BOB: Do you think your husband will appreciate the new look?

BRENDA: The shamrock will amuse him. The fact that I'm dying it green might take him aback.

BOB: Well folks, that's all we have time for today. Tune in tomorrow, when Brenda shares her feelings on Matt Lauer, lava lamps, and the letter "Q".

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As the title indicates, this is part 1 of a 2 (or more?) part series on the serious issue of Brazilian waxing. I figure I've been writing about some heavy duty stuff lately, so it's time for a wee break. Stay tuned for Part 2 - Me, Myself and Aiyeeeee!!!!